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Not Sure You Should Read My Autobiography???

Of course most people would be skeptical of a man claiming to be the Modern Day Messiah. So how can you possibly discern the truth for yourself? Is this dude the real deal, or simply another shameless charlatan looking to milk The Public Cow?

There’s only one way to find out: READ HIS DAMN STORY! (Said with divine love.)

Too skeptical? Then simply read some of the excerpts from the book for yourself. They’re right here on this page! And I guarantee that your doubt will dissipate within a matter of decades!… I mean - minutes!

THE TRUTH SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, PEOPLE!! (I have no idea what I meant by this)

And so by underwhelming demand - I present to you a few random excerpts from “A Camel Tale: The Dalai Camel Story.”

Please note that although no living person has yet endorsed my book, there have been many on “the other side” who have. Here are a few of the endorsements I’m referring to:

Elvis: “Are you lonesome tonight? Then read The Dalai Camel’s book – it’s awesome!”

Jesus Christ: “Historic figure, this Dalai Camel. Very Messiah-like indeed! I highly recommend his writings.”

Buddha: “Well, Om, let’s see…. Om - yes, great story, loved every moment!”

Lawrence of Arabia: “As someone who adores camels, I cannot hump, I mean - praise this book enough.”

John Lennon: “You might think this book is a piece of shit, but I say give this piece of shit a chance!”

Click Below for an Excerpt!

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