You will soon have the privilege of being able to witness The Dalai Camel speaking to you live on tape. That might sound like a contradiction, but in this case it is not, for his holiness is at such a powerful state of consciousness that he is the only person alive who can channel divine spirit in such a way as to defy all known physical laws. Even though his words are recorded and therefore “frozen” on tape, these words as spoken through his voice have such an unusually high vibrancy to them that every time they are seen they transform into something completely different, not all that un-similar to Madonna.

So two listeners may be hearing the exact same talk, yet they are actually hearing different messages that the Holy Spirit has customized through the Camel’s voice to suit their own state of awareness. For instance: One might be getting the nudge to quit his job immediately while another might be instructed to fire someone in their employment. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the first guy worked for the second because the Holy Spirit has an odd sense of humor. (God is odd.) You should see the amount of aneurisms it goes around bursting – just for some shits and giggles.

“Now why aren’t these powerful talks available right now?” you’re probably not asking yourself. “Is it because Sri Camel isn’t able to record them because his friend Hodar The Wise with the video camera is too busy being overloaded from his job?” No. “Is it because Sri Camel is so busy doing chores around the house because his friggin’ wife feels that he should do all the damn cleaning because she’s paying the bills?” Not at all. It is simply because the Lord has decided there needs to be a defined readiness for mankind to reach in order to digest these divinely inspired talks? Jackpot, baby!

Therefore, once mankind has reached a certain threshold of the willing (at least two hundred people), you will then be emailed (if you register to receive the quarterly newsletter) as soon as the DC’s talks become available on this website. (Come on, Hodar – you’re holding up the works!)