Let's Meet Me (continued)

The boy spent the next several centuries wandering the planet and learning about the eternal struggle of mankind. In the late 20th century, his inner master finally appeared to him in the form of a goat, and ordained him “Messiah” - the new savior for the Dork Age, which is currently upon us.

So what does all this mean? Does it mean you’re a dork? Of course! Aren’t we all in some way? But more importantly - does a new Messiah invalidate all other Messiahs, gurus, prophets or even the great Oprah herself? Of course not! But if you’ve been having difficulty getting it spiritually up most days then consider the DC your sacred new Viagra. One dose of me a day and you’ll be solid as a rock, esoterically speaking that is. And stop being so perverted. I know what you were thinking.

So if you despair, then despair no longer. Help is on the way! For The Dalai Camel trots among us, and he is here to carry us all out of the desert and straight to The Holy Watering Hole, where people from all nations can quench their spiritual thirst with God’s patented divine flow! (Sold in six packs and comes in a variety of flavors. Excellent for drinking games!)

You can read more about the Dalai Camel’s life in his unpublished biography, “The Dalai Camel: The New Messiah in Town!” Of course, you can’t read it until it’s published. You can, however, read excerpts from the book in the “Biography” section of this website.